Which stage are you in?

PHASE 1.
I just want her to be mine, forever. God, please I won’t ask you for anything else.
He is the one for me. I will leave non-veg if he says yes. God, please just this one thing for the last time.

PHASE 2.
I am so lucky. She is the best. Thank You, God!
He is the one I’ve been waiting for so long. Thank You, God for sending him!

PHASE 3.
Why do you take so much time to dress up? We’re always the last to reach. Oh God!
Why don’t you put the toilet seat down? Why do you create so much mess? Oh God!

PHASE 4.
She was just fine when we met. I just can’t recognize her anymore. Why God?
Do I look fat? I know you think I’m ugly. But you weren’t like this when we met. Why God?

PHASE 5.
You must spend some time with your parents. What will they think of me that I don’t let you go?
But who will take care of you if I go? And what makes you think that I’ll let you have those bachelor parties in my absence?

PHASE 6.
I can’t live with her. Oh God! Why didn’t you make me see?
I wish I could leave him if kids weren’t there. Oh God! Why did you send this man to me?

PHASE 7.
Did you take your medicines? Are you feeling alright? God! She has to get okay for me.
Who will take care of him in my absence? God! He can’t even find his towel without me.


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