How mean!

“I am angry so don’t talk. When I’m angry I’m not hungry so don’t bother me,” said she. He took her words very seriously and stayed away from her.
The next morning she felt better and hungry. She confronted him, “You didn’t even ask?” She continued, “I know you don’t care about me anymore.”
He was confused. He resisted, “I care and so I followed your instruction.” Now, you couldn’t blame him. His experiences of women were limited. The only woman he had in his life before her was his mother. His mother always expected him to follow his orders without any question. And he did exactly the same, listened to her without a word. Then why the fuss?
The entire week she sulked. Never let him forget and forgive. That would have still been okay if she wouldn’t have carried the bitterness to bed. She made him sleep hungry every night for few weeks. Finally when her mood changed, he was happy in the belief that the past was forgotten.
Then one day he learnt a new lesson.
He came back early to surprise her. And he himself got the surprise of his life. He found an unknown man in his house. The man hurriedly left without a word.
He was angry and asked, “Who was this? What is he doing here with you?”
She coolly replied, “Remember the last time when I complained about you being busy and not spending enough time with me?”
He didn’t have much clue because he couldn’t remember.
She took her time to reply, “You don’t remember, do you? Anyways, you said to find another man who can spend enough time with me because you’re busy supporting me.”
He went pale, “So?”
She patronizingly answered, “I followed your instruction without a word just like you followed mine when I get angry.”
That day he learnt that women never forget neither do they forgive.
So, men, watch your words carefully when you’re with women.



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