Mouth Tightening Gel...mother of all solutions

Now, with a Vagina Tightening Gel that has hit the market, I wonder why can’t they invent a gel to keep those wagging mouths shut? They come in all genders (male and female), size and age. These mouths just need something to gossip, and they have an imagination of their own that could even beat some of the greatest authors. Just one lead and off they go, creating stories and more importantly telling stories about your good old life, so well crafted that it leaves you aghast at times. A certain girl in the neighbourhood was seen with a guy and it became a cause of national security. Local groups formed their very own RAW agents and started gathering more information. And before you know, a society meeting would be called wherein the parents will be summoned to caution them about their girl going astray. Complete strangers would have an opinion on the girl’s upbringing, Indian culture etc, etc. These very people wouldn’t think it is their business to save the girl from eve-teasing. Strange are the ways of our people, isn’t it? In another case, if a woman of a certain age decides to remain single out of choice or otherwise. Then a natural calamity strikes the rolling tongues that get desperate to probe into her personal life. Many people devote their personal time, free of cost, to dig about her past and present. Some generously predict her future too. Suddenly, her reluctance to get married becomes an issue of this world’s survival. While the woman in question has no qualms in enjoying her singledom and prefers to keep it like that. These very people wouldn’t leave their chance to make a pass at her, if their wives aren’t watching enough. Such is life, what say? Many more instances come to the mind and maybe penning them down wouldn’t be doing justice with all of them. Some tongues are so sharp that they can excruciate life from a depressed soul. Their criticism hits so hard that it hardens the otherwise brave ones from within. Do share if you can remember one. Because if a tight vagina can give you pleasure then hold on…a super loose mouth can give you pain, lots of it.