Men and Women. Part 2.

Things women always do although they may not agree to:
• Always use tears as an arsenal when the battle looks too tough to win
• Always settles for money over other virtues and say that money can’t buy love
• Always watches romantic sagas and cries if you do not cry with her
• Always feign a headache when the man is in mood
• Always withheld sex as a tool to punish the man
• Always compare the man with her father, even though she never got so well with her dad
• Always hallucinate about the man’s good looking female colleagues who have no other job than to hit on him
• Always think that her man is innocent but his friends aren’t
• Always forgive but never forget and wait for pay back moments
• Always love the expensive because her love will pay
• Always ask “where are you?” followed by “who are you with?” and then “who that female’s voice I can overhear?”
• Always share the problem with the man yet react if he tries for a solution
• Always fight over the remote if the man is watching his favourite sport
• Always worry about her looks and wants the man to lie
• Always feel that the man loves his mom more than her

Things men do but never admit to:
• Always choose looks over intelligence and so dumb women die rich
• Always want to be a boy again and party with friends
• Always have sex in the mind
• Always scan women with ex-ray eyes irrespective of age and when caught vehemently deny
• Always love watching porn and secretly dream of having such a life
• Always find it difficult to control his weapon that’s the reason for most of their problems
• Always love the neighbours women more than his own
• Always warn you to watch out after marriage and that’s why it’s called the bachelor party to forget their own sufferings
• Always find it difficult to ask for directions
• Always think that his woman is too dumb to find out
• Always knows who is the real boss yet act bossy to show off
• Always leaves the toilet seat up, the wet towel on bed, the shoes all around the house yet finds the home absolutely clean
• Always dread the credit card/debit card bills he has gifted to his woman
• Always expect his woman to cook like his mom and takes the risk of comparing them both ending up hungry most nights (in every way)
• Always feel his woman is getting smarter under somebody else’s influence


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