Things women never do, atleast they claim not to:
• Women don’t snore
• Women don’t fart
• Women don’t argue, they just say ‘we need to talk’
• Women never nag, they just remind
• Women don’t wrong, you get her wrong
• Women don’t shop, they just don’t have enough
• Women don’t eat, they just nibble
• Women never put on weight, the clothes just shrink
• Women crave for love, but only money can buy it
• Women don’t order, they just tell
Things men never do, atleast they admit not to:
• Men don’t cry
• Men don’t gossip
• Men can’t multi-task because that’s the best excuse so far
• Men never ask for directions so they’re directionless
• Real men don’t cheat but who cares to be real
• Men don’t listen but for sex there are no don’ts
• Men never grow up and why at all if boys can have all the fun
• Men don’t fight, they just stop listening
• Men don’t get drunk, they get banged because somebody else was drunk
• Men don’t look but if they don’t then who will?
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