Drop-me-now

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We, women are quite good at pulling people towards us. But what many men would have learned the harder or whichever way is the fact that “women are extremely efficient in pushing people away, far way from us”. And if you don't agree with me on this how about some “Drop-me-now” lines:

We are 'just' friends (even if we've held hands and had our moments together, even if the whole world saw us kissing passionately, even if you've spent most of your bank balance making me feel that am more than a 'just')
I am looking for a serious commitment only (you should run for your life because commitment could be scary with someone you've just met so what if it was a matrimonial site)
We should get married immediately (she doesn't have a job and trouble from parents too so marriage is the achieve-all thing for her at the moment while for you, oh you've just started)
I like to be in control (she means that it is her way or the highway now it is up to you to decide which way you want, if I were you I wouldn't have looked behind for all you know she might me holding a gun)
My parents want to meet you (and it is just your second date with her, you haven't even kissed her now her people are all set to kiss away your happiness with an investigation procedure soon to follow)
I think we are not meant to be together (this should be your wake-up call, it means she has found somebody richer, if not smarter and maybe more dumber)
Please give me some time to think about it (a lot of my people are not good with saying 'no' and this means she is on her way to think of ways of how to dump you)

And if you're still being hopeful...well...hope keeps the world moving. So do hope but then don't complain that nobody told you...